I'll never do homework again.


Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm mal
Stranger: male
Stranger: you can disconnect now if you want to
You: Well, if you insist...
You have disconnected.

Stranger: m/f
You: clown.
Stranger: huh
You: I'M DR ROCKZO, THE ROCKNROLL CLOWN
You: I DO COCAINE
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 16 male 164.5cm tall wanting to be dominated by taller girls
Stranger: asl?
You: THIS IS AMERICA, WE USE INCHES HERE
You have disconnected.

You: WEEGEE? IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: NO THIS LUIGI!
You: LUIGI! IT'S A-ME, MARIO!
You: I BEEN A-LOOKIN FOR YOU!
Stranger: AHH MAMA MIA MARIO U BEEN EATIN SHROOMS AGAIN I SEE
You: AH WHATA YOU TALKIN ABOUT? IT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, IT WAS A-NOT MY FAULT
Stranger: OOOO-NOE ISA THAT YOSHI U KILLED YOSHI MARIO WHY
You: IT WAS A ACCIDENT! THE KNIFE, IT SLIPPED!
You: IT WAS-A THE DRUGS!
Stranger: NO MARIO IT WASNT DA DRUGS MARIO U JUST A COLD BLOODED KILLER MARIO U ISA ALLWAYS KILLIN THINGS JUST STOMPING ONA THEM
You: I BLAME MAMA, HER MUSTACHE, IT WAS-A TOO BIG, IT GIVE ME COMPLEX
You: OH GOD BOWSER'S COMING
You: GIRD YOUR LOINS, WEEGEE
You: IT'S A-GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE
You have disconnected.

Stranger: boy or girl
You: clown
Stranger: oh me too!
You: DR. ROCKZO?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wanna have clown sex?
Stranger: i wanna squeek your big red nose!
You: OHHH BABY
Stranger: OHH BABYY HARDER.
Stranger: lmaoo. is this a boy?
You: God, I wish.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: asl?
You: jailbait/tits/somewhere
Stranger: /you like 8 inch dick?
You: Hmmm...it's sure preferable to 4 inches. Or 13.
Stranger: you female?
You: Fortunately, yes.
You: I'm assuming by your question that you have teh cock?
Stranger: yes, how old are you?
You: Jailbait, buddy. Chris Hansen would like a word.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 17m usa
horny/gay
looking to swap pics
You: Sorry man, but I've got a vagoo.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: girl
You: I'm so sorry.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: whats up
You: Well, last night I discovered Narnia in my closet and today I'm trying to foil an assassination attempt.
You: You?
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: im jealous
You: Eh. You will be right until I get shot in the head.
Stranger: have fun with a lion
Stranger: or whatever
You: I SAID NOTHING ABOUT A LION. YOU MUST BE THE ENEMY!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: heyyyyyyyy!
Stranger: m or f?
You: Sometimes, I wonder.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi is this the krusty krab?
You: no, this is patrick.
Stranger: is this the krusty krab?!
You: No. This is Patrick!
Stranger: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?
You: NO!!!!!!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message]



TO BE CONTINUED